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Sardar and Patriotism
A Punjabi Sardar and a Bengali Babu were talking about their
State's patriotic
history during the freedom struggle. The debate heated up and both
ended up claiming
that their state had the maximum number of freedom fighters.
They finally agreed on a method to find which of the states had
more freedom fighters.
Each person would say the name of a freedom fighter from his state
and pull one hair
out of his opponents head. Both of them began earnestly. "Bhagat
Singh" said the
Sardar and pulled one hair from the Bengali. "Netaji" said the
Bengali and did the
same.
They continued like this for some time, but soon exhausted all
known freedom
fighters. The Bengali, however, was very clever. He used Sardar's
ignorance and
reeled off a lot of imaginary names.
The Punjabi was stuck. He did not know any more Punjabi freedom
fighter's name. He
thought deeply for a moment, jumped on the Bengali's head and pulled
all his hair out
shouting - "JallianWala Bagh".
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