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Santa and Banta - Part II
Santa Goes to heaven
Santa Singh was in the hospital, near death, so the family sent for
his friend Banta. As Banta singh stood beside the bed, santa Singh's
frail condition grew worse, and he motioned frantically for
something to write on. Banta singh lovingly handed him a pen and
piece of paper, and Santa used his last ounce of strength to
scribble a note. Then he died.
Banta singh thought it best not to look at the note just then, so he
slipped it into his jacket pocket. Several days later, at the
funeral, Banta singh was visting Santa's family. He realized that he
was wearing the same jacket that he'd worn the day Santa died. "You
know," he said, "Santa handed me a note just before he died. I
haven't read it, but knowing Santa, I'm sure there's a word of
inspiration there for us all."
He unfolded the note and read aloud, "You're standing on my oxygen
tube!"
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Sweet Revenge
Santa Singh told his wife that after his death she should marry
Banta Singh. "But why should I marry Banta who is your enemy no 1"
enquired his wife. Santa quipped, "Oh Darling, this is the only way
I can take my revenge from that useless fellow. Ha! Ha! Ha!!
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