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Santa and Banta - Part I
Santa & Banta
Santa Singh was walking on the road and paused to read the graffiti
on the wall. It read "Padne waala gadha."(one who reads it is an
ass.) Santa Singh thought for an hour, erased it and wrote
back,"Likhne waala gadha."(One who wrote it is an ass).
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Mrs. Banta Singh was in the habit of having long conversation on the
telephone, sometimes going on over an hour. One day she hung up
after 25 minutes."What is the matter today? asked her husband.
"Today you had less than half an hour conversation on the phone." "I
got a wrong number," replied Mrs. Banta Singh.
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Banta Singh was in court charged with parking his car in a
restricted area. The judge asked him if he had anything to say in
his defence. "They should not put up such misleading notices,"said
Banta Singh." It said , "FINE FOR PARKING HERE."
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Two horses
Santa and Banta had just bought two horses.Now the problem was that
they could not differenciate between the two horses.So,one day Santa
cuts the left ear of his horse, so that it is easy to know that it
is his horse.While doing so,an enemy of Santa looks at him.This
enemy also cuts the left ear of banta.By doing so santa and banta
come in confusion to differenciate. So, next thing santa keeps on
cutting his horse's right ear , then his tail , then makes him blind
and so on .And the enemy also kept on doing so with banta's horse.At
last Santa's horse had no legs left and banta's horse was with one
leg only .The enemy also went and cut banta's horse one leg. So, in
the morning it was the same sitaution , How to diffrenciate thier
horses.So, after thinking and putting lots of effort to thier mind -
Santa said - O.K You keep the black one and i will keep the white . |
