|
Sholay and BodyShopping
After giving up 'goondagiri', Veeru has now joined an Indian body
shopper and has become a Computer Consultant. Jay goes to Mausi for
'Basanti kaa haath mangane'..........
MAUSI: Bura nahin maanna beta, itna to poochna
hi padtha hai ki ladke ka khandaan kya hai, uske lakshan kaise hain,
kamaata kitna hai, US me masters kiya he...
AMITABH: kamaane ka to ye hai mausi, ki ek baar
biwi baccho ki jimmewari sar pe aa gai, to consultant ka kaam chod
kar regular employee hoga aur phir kamaane bhi lagega.
MAUSI: to kya abhi kucch bhi nahin kamaata?
AMITABH: nai, nai, ye maine kab kahaa mausi.
kamaata hai lekin, ab roj roj to 'client' mil nahi sakta na, kabhi
kabhi "BENCH" per baith jaata hai bechara.
MAUSI: BENCH pe bhi aana jana hai?
AMITABH: haan mausi, ab ye kambakht Computer
Consultancy cheej hi aisi hai. Aur bench par to bade bade log jeseke
Bill Gates, Andrew Grove, Larry Ellison bhi betha karte the.
MAUSI: to kya programmer hai?
AMITABH: chee, chi, chi, chee, chee! wo aur
programmer? NAA! NAA!! wo to bahut hi acchhaa aur nek ladka hai,
lekin waise ek baar kisi desi body shopper ke haat lag jaye na phir
'language/RDBMS/QA' ka kahaan hosh rahta hai! haath pakad ke 'IDMS'
ya 'QA'karvaane bithadiya desi ne, ab isme bechaare Veeru ka kya
dosh.
MAUSI: theek kahte ho beta, programmer woh, DBA woh,
DESI ke paas kaam karta hai woh, lekin uska koi dosh nahin.
AMITABH: mausi aap to mere dost ko galat samajh
rahen hai, wo to itna seedha aur bhola hai, arey Basanti se uski
shaadi kar ke to dekhiye, ye 'programming', 'DBA' aur 'client ke
paas jane ki aadat' to do din main chhoot jayegi.
MAUSI: arey beta is budhiya ko samjha rahe ho! apne
COMPUTER CONSULTANTS ko chod dene ki aadat kisi body shopper ki
chhooti hai aaj tak?
AMITABH: mausi aap Veeru ko nahin jaanti, biswaas
kijiye wo is tarah ka insaan nahin hai. ek baar shaadi ho gai to wo
'PAGER' bhi rakhna band kar dega, bas PROGRAMMING apne aap chhoot
jayegi.
MAUSI: hai raam, bas yehi ek kami baaki rah gai thi,
to kya PAGER bhi rakhta hai?
AMITABH: to usme kaun si buri baat hai mausi, arey
PAGER to PRESIDENT,VP, CEO aur unchey-unchey log rakhte hai haan.
MAUSI: accha! to beta ye bhi batate jaao ki tumhare
ye gunwaan dost assal me kis company ke employee hai?
AMITABH: bas mausi, hum 'trace' kar rahe hai,
original HI milte hi company ka pata chal jayega aur hum aapko
khabar de denge.
MAUSI: ek baat ki daad dungi beta, bhale sow
buraiyaan hon tumhare dost main, phir bhi tumhare muh se uske liye
tareef hi nikalti hai.
AMITABH: kya karoon mausi, hum body shoppers log hi
kucch aise hai. to ye rista pakka samjhoon.
MAUSI: pakka! bhale saari jindagi ladki kuwaari
baithi rahe,lekin aise aadmi se Basanti ko nahin byahne waali, sagi
mausi hoon koi sauteli maan nahin.
AMITABH: ajeeeeb baaat hai, mere itne samjhaane par
bhi aapne inkaar kar diya, bechaara Veeru, na jaane ab agla client
kaha milega!!
Click here for more
India IT Jokes |
