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You like speechee
Seated next to a blowhard at a United Nations dinner was an
Oriental man dressed in the robes of one of the Far Eastern
countries. The blowhard, attempting to make conversation, leaned
over and said, "You like soupee?"
The Oriental fellow nodded his head. "You like steakee?"
The Oriental nodded again. As it turned out, the guest speaker at
the dinner was our Oriental friend who got up and delivered a
beautiful 50-minute address on the United Nations' definition of
"encouragement to self-reliance" by underdeveloped countries of the
world. The speech was flawless in Oxford English.
He returned to his place at the head of the table, sat down, and
turned to his dinner partner and said, "You like speechee?"
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