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Whack
There was this little guy sitting in a bar, drinking, minding his
own business when all of a sudden this great big guy comes in and
--WHACK!-- knocks him clean off the bar stool and onto the floor.
The big guy says, "That was a karate chop from Korea."
The little guy thinks "GEEZ," but he gets back up on the stool and
starts drinking again when all of a sudden --WHACK-- the big guy
knocks him down AGAIN and says, "That was a judo chop from Japan."
The little guy has had enough of this. He gets up, brushes himself
off and quietly leaves. The little guy is gone for an hour or so
when he returned. Without saying a word, he walks up behind the big
idiot and --Bong!"-- bangs the big guy off his stool, knocking him
out cold!
The little guy looks at the bartender and says, "When he comes to,
tell him that was a crowbar from K-Mart."
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