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Reasons why Connie Chung is quitting CBS
10. Never got comfortable with the rule about she and Dan
showering together
9. During newscasts, kept mistakenly calling Bill Clinton "Jed
Clampett"
8. She's going to be Mrs. Larry King #9
7. Wants to devote herself full-time to taking care of her pregnant
husband, Maury
6. Tired of Dan laughing whenever she said the phrase "penal code"
5. Same reason that those who could left the Titanic
4. CBS forcing her to change name to Dr. Chung, Anchor Woman
3. Woke up one morning and thought: "Oh my God. I'm on CBS!"
2. Two years co-anchoring with Dan and still no baby
1. Her last two paychecks bounced
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