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Presidential candidate light bulb
Question: How many Republic presidential candidates from 2000 did
it take to screw in a light bulb ?
Answer: It doesn't matter whether the bulb is changed or not; it
only matters that the new bulb was made in the US of A. Taiwan and
South Korea have put up massive barriers to importing US light
bulbs; we'll see how they like it when their bulbs cost $10,000 to
screw in here.
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