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Plane Crash
There's a plane flying over the Atlantic, with six passengers: a
Frenchman, a pregnant French woman, an Englishman, a pregnant
English woman, an Australian, and a pregnant Asian-Australian woman.
Lightning strikes both wings, and the plane is going out of control.
The pilot rushes up to the passengers, and says "I'm sorry, but
there's only 4 parachutes. As I'm the pilot, it's essential that I
get back to tell everyone what happened to the plane; you'll have to
work out who gets the other three parachutes", so saying, he jumps
out of the plane, opens his parachute and floats down to the ground.
The Frenchman looks at the pregnant French woman, and says "France
needs more Frenchmen, therefore I do this for my country" and he
jumps out of the plane without a parachute. The Englishman looks at
the pregnant English woman, and says "I do this for my country", and
jumps out of the plane without a parachute. The Australian looks at
the pregnant Asian-Australian woman, and says "I do this for my
country", and pushes her out of the plane. Click here for more General
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