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Panda
A panda walks into a restaurant, sits down, and orders a
sandwich. He eats the sandwich, pulls out a gun, and shoots the
waiter dead.
As the panda stands up to go, the manager shouts, Hey! Where are you
going? You just shot my waiter and you didn't pay for your
sandwich!"
The panda yells back at the manager, "Hey, man, I'm a PANDA! Look it
up!"
The manager opens his dictionary and sees the following definition
for panda: A tree-dwelling marsupial of Asian origin, characterized
by distinct black and white coloring. Eats shoots and leaves.
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