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Mississippi
A bus stops and two Asian men get on. They seat themselves, and
engage in animated conversation. The lady sitting behind them
ignores their conversation at first, but she listens in horror as
one of the men says the following:
"Emma come first. Den I come. Two asses, dey come together. I come
again. Two asses, dey come together again. I come again and pee
twice. Then I come once-a more."
"You foul-mouthed swine," retorted the lady indignantly. "In this
country we don't talk about our sex lives in public!"
"Hey, cool down lady," said the man. "I'm just telling my friend how
to spell Mississippi."
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