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Karate in heaven
There were two old buddies who continued to compete in karate
tournaments well past their prime. One day, while relaxing after yet
another competition, they were chatting and wondering if there is
karate in heaven and made a pact that whoever passed away first
would come back and let the other know.
About a week later one of the old Karateka passed away. About a
month after that the surviving old Karateka was at yet another
competition when all of a sudden he saw an apparition. Sure enough
it was his old buddy who had come back to see him.
"Well, please tell me," asked the surviving Karateka. "Are there
karate competitions in heaven?"
"I have good news and bad news for you," replied the apparition to
his old karate buddy.
"The good news is that, yes, there are karate competitions in
heaven.The bad news is that your first match is against Gichin
Funakoshi the day after tomorrow."
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