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Japanese, Indonesian, & Malaysian
Once upon a time three people were stranded out at sea - A
Japanese, a Malaysian and an Indonesian. The boat started leaking
and if they do not act fast they would all die.
The Japanese (as usual) was the first to take the initiative. He
threw all his Japanese gizmo - CD player, hi-fi, radio etc. off the
boat. The Malaysian and the Indonesian looked at him in disbelief.
The Japanese said, "Don't worry.. still got a lot more in my
country.. BANZAIIIEE!"
But the boat was still sinking. The Indonesian without hesitation
started throwing aboard all his baju batik, kain batik, keretek,
etc., etc. He comforted the other two, "Don't worry.. still have a
lot more in my country, paknya".
But still the boat was sinking. The Japanese and the Indonesian
looked at the Malaysian. Suddenly, without any hesitation and with
stride, the Malaysian threw the Indonesian overboard. The poor guy
couldn't swim and drowned. The Japanese was shocked. Said the
Malaysian, "Don't worry... still got a lot more in MY country!!!".
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