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How to be the perfect Asian kid
Score 1600 on the SAT.
Play the violin or piano on the level of a concert performer.
Apply to and be accepted by 27 colleges.
Have three hobbies: studying, studying, and studying.
Go to a prestigious Ivy League university and win enough scholarship
to pay for it.
Love classical music and detest talking on the telephone.
Become a Westinghouse, Presidential, and eventually a Rhodes
Scholar.
Aspire to be a brain surgeon.
Marry Asian-American doctor and have perfect, successful children
(grandkids for ahma and ah-gongh!)
Love to hear stories about your parents' childhood...especially the
one about walking 7 miles to school without shoes.
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