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Haircut
There is this good ol' barber in some city in the US. One day a
florist goes to him for a haircut. After the cut, he goes to pay the
barber and the barber replies: "I am sorry, I cannot accept money
from you; I am doing a community service." The florist is happy and
leaves the shop. The next morning when the barber goes to open his
shop, there is a thank you card and a dozen roses waiting at his
door.
A cop goes for a haircut and he also goes to pay the barber and the
barber replies: "I am sorry, I cannot accept money from you; I am
doing a community service." The cop is happy and leaves the shop.
The next morning when the barber goes to open his shop, there is a
thank you card and a dozen donuts waiting at his door.
An Asian software engineer goes for a haircut and he also goes to
pay the barber and barber replies; "I am sorry, I cannot accept
money from you; I am doing a community service." The next morning
when the barber goes to open his shop, guess what he finds there - a
dozen Asians waiting for a free haircut...
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