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Bollywood and Bill Clinton
Clinton arrives in Mumbai and he gets so impressed by Bollywood.
He wants to be in Hindi movies and he starts dreaming..
Bill was in the Oval office and he started singing "Yeh Bill Na hota
bechara, kadam na hote awara.."
At that moment, Lewinsky, who was passing by, heard it and
responded "Bill, Dhak dhak karne laga, mora jiyorra darne laga", And
Bill, brimming with thrill, rushed and opened the door and realized
he is the President of the USA.
So he paused and looked at her like Ajay Devgan from PTHHT. But
Monica could hear Kumar Sanu's song, and said, "Dil-Bill, Pyar Wyar,
Main kya janoo re"
He gazed into her eyes like Bobby Deol in Kareeb and sang "Chori
Chori jab nazzare mili, chori chori jab Bill ne kaha, chori mein bhi
hai mazaa!"
Then he pulled her into his office and thought of Aamir Khan in
Ghulam -"Aankhon se tune ye kya keh diya, Bill ye diwana machalne
laga.." Monica picked up the cue and replied like Rani Mukherjee - "yeh
kya hua, pehle to aisa hota na tha..."
Bill then closed the door with a mischievious smile and sang "Hum
tum ek kamre mein band hon aur chaabi kho jaaye..." The rest is
history. The poor security guards outside could only hear the full
throated song from Dil Se, "Bill se, Bill se Bill se, Bill to aakhir
bill hain na..."
Monica met her best friend Linda Tripp and confessed about her
affair - "Mera Bill bhi kitna pagal hai, pyar jo mujhse karta hai.."
Tripp recorded Monica's confessions and went to legal eagle
Kenneth Starr with her cassette and screamed "Le gayee Bill,
Lewinsky..paagal mujhe kar diya". Starr called Clinton and asked "Yeh
kya hua, kaise hua kab hua..." But Bill cleverly interrupted and
said "Oh chhodo, ye na poocho.." But Starr persisted and sang "Jhoot
bole kowaa kaate.."
Now Bill was very angry with Monica and called her up.
Bill: Aye, kya bolti tu?
Monica: Aye, Kya main boloon..?
Bill: Sun
Monica: Suna
Bill: Kyon kiya ghotala?
Monica: Kya karoon, ho gayi thi kantala
Finally Clinton decided to tell Starr all, "Bill kya kare jab
kisi se kisi ko pyaar ho jaye..."., to which Starr had a ready
reply, "Aye Bill hai mushkil jeena yahan, jara bach ke, jara hat ke,
yeh hai White House meri Jaan!"
Cut...Cut...Cut...!!
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