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KBC Auditions
Since Amitabh Bachchan's contract for Kaun Banega Crorepati is
going to expire soon, here are a few persons who could audition
for the show.
Nana Patekar: Jaldi se jawab bol. Sahi jawab tere
ko lakhpati bana dalega.Galat jawab tere ko hijda bana dega.
Shatrughan Sinha: Khamosh! Bihari babu ke saamne
zaban chalata hai. Tera cheque phaad ke phek doonga.
Dharmendra: Galat jawab ! Kutte Kameene, main
tera khoon pee jaoonga.
Amrish Puri: Sahi jawab ! Mogambo khush hua !
Amjad Khan: Kitne options the? Chaar ! Soover ke
bachchon ! Chaar chaar options ! Bahut nainsaafi hai ! Dhish-keoin
Dhish-keoin ! 50-50 kar ke do galat jawab main uda diye. Ab bol,
tera kya hoga kaaliya?
Sanjay Dutt: Aye item log, kaye ko udhar khada
hai? Idhar aake mere pass baith jaa. Kya be chikne - tere ko aata
hai to bol dal varna main tere ko idhar-eech phod dalega.
Raj Kumar: Jaani, huuum, hhhuuuum hote to apne
dost ko phone kar ke sawaal pooch lete.
Jagdeep: Bole to Soorma Bhopali - meri jeb ho
gayi khaali. Mere pass to koi cheque nahin hain. Arre mujhko jaane
do.
Mithun Chakraborty: Eeyaeech ! Tu audience poll
karega ? Aye, yahan ke public ke paas time nahin hai. Kya nahin
hai? Time nahin hai.
Kesto Mukherji: Hee-heek. Hee-yaik. Apne ko sab
kuch do-do dikh rahela hai.Hee-heek. Yeh aath options kidhar se aa
gaye? Hee-yok. Apne ko bahut chad gayeli hai.
Ashok Kumar: To abhi aapne yeh dekha ( wheeze ),
ki yahan se Delhi ke Ramesh Kumar ( gasp), yahan se Rs 20,000 leke
chale gaye. ( groan ). Kal aur dus logon ko leke phir milenge Hum
Log (croak ).
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