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Vietnam vet
A man was being interviewed for a job.
"Were you in the service?" asked the interviewer.
"Yes, I was a Marine," responded the applicant.
"Did you see any active duty?"
"I was in Vietnam for 2 years and I have a partial disability."
"May I ask what happened?"
"Well, I had a grenade go off between my legs and I lost both
testicles."
"You're hired. You can start Monday at 10 am."
The somewhat surprised applicant asked, "When does everyone else
start? I don't want any preferential treatment because of my
disability."
"Everyone else starts at 7 o'clock, but I should be honest with
you," explained the interviewer. "Nothing gets done before 10
o'clock because we just sit and scratch our balls trying to decide
what to do first."
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