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The Moral of the story is...
One day at the end of class little Billy's teacher has the class
go home and think of a story and then conclude the moral of that
story....
The next day Billy tells his story....
"My dad fought in the Vietnam war, his plane was shot down over
enemy territory. He jumped out before it crashed with only a case of
beer, a machine gun and a machete. On the way down he drank the case
of beer. Unfortunately he landed right in the middle of 100
Vietnamese soldiers. He shot 70 with his machine gun, but ran out of
bullets, so he pulled out his machete and killed 20 more, but the
blade on his machete broke, so he killed the last ten with his bare
hands"
Teacher looks in shock at Billy and asks if there is possibly any
moral to his story....Billy replies, "Yeah... don't mess with my dad
when he's been drinking
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