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So what are you smuggling?
Tuan comes up to the border between Vietnam and China on his
bicycle. He has two large bags over his shoulders. The guard stops
him and says, "What's in the bags?"
"Rice," answered Tuan.
The guard says, "We'll just see about that. Get off the bike." The
guard takes the bags and rips them apart; he empties them out and
finds nothing in them but rice. He detains Tuan overnight and has
the rice analyzed, only to discover that there is nothing but pure
rice in the bags The guard releases Tuan, puts the sand into new
bags, hefts them onto the man's shoulders, and lets him cross the
border.
A week later, the same thing happens. The guard asks, "What have you
got?"
"Rice," says Tuan.
The guard does his thorough examination and discovers that the bags
contain nothing but rice. He gives the sand back to Tuan, and Tuan
crosses the border on his bicycle.
This sequence of events if repeated every day for three years.
Finally, Tuan doesn't show up one day and the guard meets him in a
noodles restaurant in Vietnam.
"Hey, Buddy," says the guard, "I know you are smuggling something.
It's driving me crazy. It's all I think about..... I can't sleep.
Just between you and me, what are you smuggling?"
Tuan sips his beer and says, "Bicycles."
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