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Top 10 Sidhuisms
- The way Indian wickets are falling reminds of the cycle stand
at Rajendra Talkies in
- Patiala...one falls and everything else falls!
- Statistics are like miniskirts, they reveal more than what
they hide.
- Wickets are like wives - you never know which way they will
turn!
- The third umpires should be changed as often as nappies and
for the same reason
- I lean on statistics like a drunken man leans on a lamppost,
only for support, not illumination
- The Only Thing You Get In Life Without Trying is dandruff
- Nobody travels on the road to success without a puncture or
two.
- Age has been perfect fire extinguisher for flaming youth.
- Sri Lankan score is running like an Indian taxi meter.
- He is like Indian three-wheeler which will suck a lot of
diesel but cannot go beyond 30!
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