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Characteristics of a Puneri Girlfriend:
1. She gets really angry if you introduce her as your girlfriend.
2. She starts singing jana-gana-mana loud, if you put your arm
around her in public
3. You call her mother 'mavshi' or 'kaku'
4. When she is really sad she goes 'kahi nahi' and doesn't look at
you.
5. At least one of her childhood photos has her dressed in a green
parkar-polka
6. In a raging thunderstorm if there's a flash of lightning, she is
not going
to hug you like in the movies.
7. You have to listen natya sangeet, to get in good with her dad.
8. You have to convince her that 'the 3 hours we spent in Garden
actually qualifies as a date
9. She blushes when somebody asks her about you.
10. She doesn't wear jeans and skimpy T-shirts but takes it for
granted that her career is as important as yours.
11. She remembers all the poems in high school texts.
12. She talks about 'amke amke' sir and all you can think about him
is 'sir, dambis-ahey' .
13. You do not meet her, neither does she, on Rakhi poornima.
14. You and her brother are not buddies.
15. Ghari tumchya avdicha padartha kela tar athvanine dabyat gheun
yete.
16. Your date on Chaturthi will be at Dagdusheth Halwai Ganpati /
Talyatla Ganpati etc.
17. You have at least once been to Tulshi Baagh with her but she
refuses to come with you to Hong Kong Lane.
18. She is more comfortable on Laxmi Road than on MG Road. Click here for more
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