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The Virtuous Children
Three proud mothers were describing the virtues of their
children.
The first said,
“My daughter, the surgeon, has invented a new artificial liver that
has saved the lives of countless patients.”
The second proudly proclaimed,
“My son, the physicist, has developed a new energy source capable of
heating thousands of homes with absolutely no pollution.”
“That is nothing,” replied the third,
“my son the lawyer has discovered a new accounting system that
allows him to bill clients for the time he spends on the golf
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