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Japanese bragging about Japan
There was once a Japanese businessman who was engaged in a
particular corporate meeting held in a particular business district
in the Philippines. As he stepped out of the airport, he hailed the
local cab, board it and requested his destination to be Manila
Hotel. As the cab was attempting to make its way out to the main
road, a ramming and screeching sound was heard. Out passed a Honda
Civic CRX Turbo screaming away from the main junction. The Japanese
remarked. "Mmmm, Honda! Made in Japan, verri powerful. verri faast!!"
Some distance, a white executive sedan whoosh pass along side the
cab a high cruising speed. "Ahhh, Toyota! Also made in Japan, verri
fasto. Also verri good!, very faast" The cab-driver upon hearing the
comments, look thru the rear mirror and was quite resented over the
Jap's proud attitude. At that moment again, another car came ramming
fast, overtaking and cutting every car ahead of it. "Mmmm,
Mitsubishi! Also Japan, also verri good, very fast. Mmmm!"
It was not long after reaching the designated hotel, the cab halted
in front of the lobby door, the cab-driver stared at the meter and
proclaimed. "That will be US$239.40, sir!"
"Nan desu-ka! What?", the Jap was astonished. "The airport verrinear
to hotel.
"Er, sir, this meter is NEC, made in Japan, very good and 'very
faast'.
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