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If Laloo became PM of India
Laloo becomes PM (if you haven't cut your throat yet, read on)
and goes
to Pakistan for a one-on-one with Nawaz Sharif.They decide to meet
without
aides and are closeted for about 5 minutes.
Laloo then emerges from the room. Reporters clamour for a statement.
"Nawazbhai will make the announcement" is all Laloo will say. Nawaz
Sharif
comes out and drops a bombshell - Pakistan has decided to give up
all claims
on Kashmir, with no strings attached!
The world is stunned. Laloo has achieved in 5 minutes what others
had
failed to in 50 years! How did you do it, what did you promise, the
press
clamours.
"Sab akai-waalon ka kamaal hai," (All because of the Akai company
people)
says Laloo. "Woh kehte hain na, TV loge tho fridge doonga, video
khareedein to cellphone free (They give fridge free if you buy TV,
cellphone
free if you buy VCR )... tho ham bhi Nawazbhai se keh diye: "aapko
Kashmir
chaahiye na? Le jaayie. Magar saath mein Bihar free milega, bas!"
(SO, I said
to Nawazbhai - "You want Kashmir, right? Take it. But you will get
Bihar free
with it!") Click here for more
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