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You Sound Like My wife !
A completely inebriated man walked into a bar and, after staring
for some time at the only woman seated at the bar, walked over to
her, placed his hand upher skirt and began fondling her.
She jumped up and slapped him silly.
He immediately apologized and explained,
"I'm sorry. I thought you were my wife. You look exactly like her."
"Why you drunken, worthless, insufferable son of a BITCH!" she
screamed.
"Funny," he muttered, "you even sound exactly like her." Click here for more Bar Jokes |
