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The Pirate And The Landlubber
A pirate was talking
to a "land-lubber" in a bar.
The land-lubber noticed that, like any self-respecting pirate, this
guy had a peg leg, a hook in place of one of his hands, and a patch
over one eye.
The land-lubber just had to find out how the pirate got in such bad
shape.
He asked the pirate, "How did you lose your leg?"
The pirate responded, "I lost me leg in a battle off the coast of
Jamaica!"
His new acquaintance was still curious so he asked,
"What about you hand. Did you lose it at the same time?"
"No," answered the pirate. "I lost it to the sharks off the Florida
Keys."
Finally, the land-lubber asked, "I notice you also have an eye
patch.
How did you lose your eye?"
The pirate answered, "I was sleeping on a beach when a seagull flew
over and crapped right in me eye."
The land-lubber asked: "How could a little seagull crap make you
loose your eye?"
The pirate snapped, "It was the day after I got me hook!" Click here for more Bar Jokes |
