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The Chemistry Professor
A professor of chemistry wanted to teach his fifth grade class a
lesson about the evils of liquor, so he produced an experiment that
involved a glass of water, a glass of whiskey, and two worms.
"Now, class. Observe the worms closely," said the professor as he
put the first worm into the water.
The worm in the water writhed about, happy as a worm in water could
be.
The second worm, he put into the whiskey.
It writhed painfully, and it quickly sank to the bottom, dead as a
doornail.
"Now, what lesson can we derive from this experiment?" the professor
asked.
Little Johnny, who naturally sits in back, raised his hand and
wisely, responded,
"Drink whiskey and you won't get worms!" Click here for more Bar Jokes |
