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Olympic Gold Medal
Three women were
sitting around talking about their sex lives.
The first said, "I think my husband's like a championship golfer.
He's spent the last ten years perfecting his stroke."
The second woman said, "My husband's like the winner of the Indy
500. Every time we get into bed he gives me several hundred exciting
laps."
The third woman was silent until she was asked, "Tell us about your
husband."
She thought for a moment and said, "My husband's like an Olympic
gold-medal-winning quarter-miler."
"How so?"
"He's got his time down to under 40 seconds." Click here for more Adult
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