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The Whistling Pussy
Joe is sitting on a
train across from a busty blonde wearing a tiny mini skirt.
Despite his efforts, he is unable to stop staring at the top of her
thighs. To his delight, he realises she has gone without
underwear.The blonde realises he is staring andinquires, "Are you
looking at my pussy?"
"Yes, I'm sorry," says Joe and promises to avert his eyes.
"It's quite alright," replies the woman, "It's very talented, watch
this, I'll make it blow a kiss to you."
Sure enough the pussy blows him a kiss.
Joe, who is completely absorbed, inquires what else the wonder pussy
can do.
"I can also make it wink," says the woman. Joe stares in amazement
as the pussy winks at him.
"Come and sit next to me," suggests the woman, patting the seat. Joe
moves over and is asked, "Would you like to stick a couple of
fingers in?"
Stunned, Joe replies, "Good grief! Can it whistle, too?" Click here for more Adult
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