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Bedroom Manners
The nervous young
bride became irritated by her husband’s lusty advances on their
wedding night and reprimanded him severely.
“I demand proper manners in bed,” she declared, “just as I do at the
dinner table!”
Amused by his wife’s formality, the groom smoothed his rumpled hair
and climbed quietly between the sheets. “Is that better?” he asked,
with a hint of a smile.
“Yes,” replied the girl, “much better.”
“Very good, darling,” the husband whispered. “Now would you be so
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