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Virginity Snapping
A woman goes to a doctor and says, “I am going to get married
tomorrow and my would be hubby thinks I’m still a virgin but I am
not. Can you do anything about it?”
The Doctor says “well there isn’t much time and the procedure takes
some time. Instead do one thing - slip a band of elastic around your
thigh when you get in bed. When the time is appropriate make a
snapping noise with it and say that it’s your virginity snapping”.
Satisfied with this, the woman thanks the doctor and goes away.
She has a great wedding, and they drive into the resort for their
honeymoon. When its time for bed, she slips the band of elastic and
gets to bed taking care to see that the lights are off. After the
foreplay when the husband is about enter his thing ‘in there’ she
makes the snapping noise.
The husband is taken aback and he says “what the hell was that!!??”.
The woman says “its nothing dear..just my virginity snapping.”
“Well whatever the hell it was, snap it again. Its got my balls!!!!”
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