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Miscellaneous Jokes
One guy asks the other: Hey, have you ever been to bed with an
ugly woman?
The second guy says: No, but I’ve woken up with plenty
A policeman arrested a prostitute in the Hospital area & asked for
her profession.
Prostitute: I’m a social engineer.
Policeman: What do u do?
Prostitute: I build & destroy erections
Whats the difference between a computer and a woman?
A computer doesn’t laugh at a 3˝ inch floppy.
A Kiwi farmer was counting his sheeps: “205, 206, 207, hello
darling, 209, 210….”
When a man of 60 marries a girl of 21, it’s like buying a book for
someone else to read.
The definition of an optimist is a woman who loads up the CD changer
before making love.
A French and a Brit gynecologist were chatting.
French: Just last week there was this woman, her cliotris was like a
melon.
Brit: That’s a lie, she wouldn’t be able to walk if it was.
French: You Brits always talk about size; I was talking about the
taste.
Condom to whisper: Bloody every month u stop my business for one
week.
Whisper: If u make a mistake I lose my business for 9 months.
A female Press Reporter slaps Santa. Banta standing near asks Santa:
Y did she slapped u?
Santa: On her T-shirt was written ‘Press’, so I just pressed…
Signboard outside a prostitute’s house: Married MEN not allowed. We
serve the needy, not the greedy… Click here for more Adult
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