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18 goes into 54
A professor of mathematics sent a fax to his wife. It read:
"Dear wife, You must realize that you are 54 years old and I have
certain needs which you are no longer able to satisfy. I am
otherwise happy with you as a wife, and I sincerely hope you will
not be hurt or offended to learn that by the time you receive this
letter, I will be at the Grand Hotel with my 18-year-old teaching
assistant. I'll be home before midnight. - Your Husband"
When he arrived at the hotel, there was a faxed letter waiting for
him that read as follows:
"Dear Husband. You too are 54 years old, and by the time you receive
this, I will be at the Breakwater Hotel with the 18-year-old pool
boy. Being the brilliant mathematician that you are, you can easily
appreciate the fact that 18 goes into 54 a lot more times than 54
goes into 18. Don't wait up." Click here for more Adult
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